Subject: A Hole Behind..
> >
> >
> > A man, while playing on the front nine of a
> > complicated golf course
> > became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking
> > around, he saw a lady
> > playing ahead of him.
> >
> > He walked up to her, explained his confusion
> > and asked her if she
> > knew what hole he was playing. 'I'm on the 7th
> > hole,' she replied, 'and you are
> > a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole. He
> > thanked her and went back
> > to his golf.
> >
> > On the back nine, the same thing happened and
> > he approached her
> > again with the same request. I'm on number 14, and
> > you're still a hole behind,
> > so you must be on the 13th hole.
> >
> > Once again he thanked her and returned to his
> > play. He finished his
> > round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady
> > sitting at the end of
> > the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The
> > bartender said that she
> > was a sales lady and played the course often.
> >
> >
> > He approached her and said, 'Let me buy
> > you a drink in appreciation
> > for your help. I understand that you're in the sales
> > profession. I'm in sales
> > also. What do you sell?
> >
> > I'll tell you, but you're going to
> > laugh, she replied.
> >
> >
> > No, I won't.
> >
> > Well, if you must know,' she answered, I
> > work for Tampax.
> >
> >
> > With that, he laughed so hard he lost his
> > balance and fell off the
> > bar stool.
> >
> > See, she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!
> >
> >
> > That's not what I'm laughing at,'
> > he replied, I'm a salesman for
> > Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind
> > you.
> >