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Ric
02-16-2009, 10:32 PM
Last one folks :old:

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TAN 270
This one is taken from Car Talk (http://cartalk.com/)'s Puzzler section. You are suppose to figure out what kind of car the owner drives from the plate. Check your answer with the official solution (http://cartalk.com/Radio/pzans9622.html).
TAX RFND
on a Red Acura NSX in Los Angeles, CA
TCHUSS
Good bye in German, on a 911
TEA REX
On a yellow 1994 Porsche 968 Convertible owned by the President of China Mist Tea Company.
TENGO2
"Tengo" is Spanish for "I have", on a Mercedes 8L-500
THANXDAD
Well, what can I say?
THE END
On a blue cadillac hearse
THE KGB
On a nondescript black vehicle
THX JAVA (http://www.javasoft.com/)
Another one coasting on the internet gravy train. Seen on a brand new Porche with a smartly dressed guy driving it
THX NSCP
Thanks Netscape! On a brand new white 911 Carrera 4 bought by an employee of Netscape. In case you just crawled out of a cave, this (http://www.secapl.com/secapl/quoteserver/nscp-1.gif) is what he is thankful for.
TI3VOM
Move it! mirror image
TIKET ME
The owner had this plate for three years in which he accumulated eight parking tickets and two speeding tickets, so he change his plate to this (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/origplates.html#noticket#noticket)
TIH2 HO
Oh shit mirror image
TIHZ WA
Ah shit mirror image
TIN CAN
On a Toyota
T IT UP
On a golfer's car
TLCOOL1
Tall Cool One (a Robert Plant song), on the plate of this SWM, 6'7" 235 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes ISO of a fair maiden to share eternity with...sorry, gals, he didn't leave his URL
TODA LK2
To the Lake, too! Check out her husband's plate (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/origplates.html#2 da wds#2 da wds)
TOFLY
On a late model Olds 442
TOH MI
I'm hot mirror image, and she is!
TOMATO
On a red -- VERY red -- sports coupe, and, of course, it was driven by a great-looking girl!
TONKA
On a yellow Geo Tracker, the owner's favorite new toy
TOO FAST
Russ' 74 Corvette w/blueprinted engine. You have to see the rest of Russ' series (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/origplates.html#russ1#russ1) to appreciate this
TOOFDR
On a dentist's car. Tooth Doctor, get it?
TOO HOT
On a motorcyle plate in Arizona
TOOLONG
On a Lincoln super-long limo owned by Super Limousine Seattle, WA.
TOONS
on a cartoonist/musician's car
TOTLXTC
Total Ecstasy
TRUEX2C
True Ecstasy on a 73 Corvette
TTOZTR1
Testosterone
TTSNASS
Tits and ass, the driver has all of the above!
TUFF BUG
On a Volkswagen Beetle (my favorite)
TWEETY
On a yellow 57 Thunderbird
TWT LVR
Aren't we all? Seen on a Corvette at the Pentagon (don't know how it sneaked past the censors)
TYPE A
as in Aggressive driver!
TZNUBLU
Teasing you blue, seen in Sacramento, CA
TZVECL
On an Ophthalmologist's car - it's the 20/20 line on the eye chart.
U

U12B12
You want to be one too!
U2 1 DAY
You Too One Day! On a Hearse in central California
UCB4UK
You see before you...Kay, or you see before you pay (rhymes with k), on a car driven by a young lady. Personally, I like my "loose" interpretation ;)
UCLAFOX
On a Woman's 280ZX
UGOT2BU
On a VW bug
UHATEME
Remember the "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" ads. It is a fraternity prank.They dared him and he did it. He lives in Virginia and drives a red 325 BMW.
U LOSE
On a Mustang GT
U L LOSE
On a 1995 Z-28 Camaro in Illinois
UNI2NITE
What do you say, You N I tonite...on a positive thinker's white Monte Carlo
UNIXINU
Unix, forwards and backwards
UNMLU
You animal, you.
UNSTPBL
Unstoppable! I think you better take heed, it's on a Hummer
UNV ME
You envy me
UP N D
Up and down. The owner works on elevators for a living.
UPP4ME
You Pee Pee for Me, on a Urologist's license plate
UPU II
Up yours too!
UPURNOZ
Seen in California several years ago. Safe to say that this plate doesn't belong to Ms Manners.
UPURP2T
Up your patuti (I think you can figure out from the context)
UPURZ2
Retort to above
UPY-000
Up your..., on a Porsche
UPYOURZ
Same to you buddy! (seen in heavy traffic in Virginia)
URABUS
Subaru backwards...or you are a BUS!
UR2LOW
On a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit
URAPNES
You are a penis, on a Florida high schooler's Volkswagen Corrado, license plate later taken away by state. While he owned the plate, the principal MADE him put paper over the plate every day to cover it when he parked in front of the school
URELAX2
You relax too, on a Bonneville
URL F
Earl Fife is the webmaster for his local Miata Club (http://mcfife.calvin.edu/MOMM) so the pun is fully intended.
URNZWA
You heard him, "You are in zee way!"
URSOHOT
You are so hot
USA2DA
Gannett News employee? Seen on a white Mazda 626
UTA3I
I eat u when viewed in rearview mirror
UUUD444
Use THE Force, Luke!
UWANT12
You want one too?
V

V8KILLR
On a heavily modified Eagle Talon
VAN GO
for a vanpool
VANITY
Plain and simple
VET DRM
Vette (wet) dream on A Vette at the drag strip in Ennis, TX
VETTOW
corvette tow, on a'93 Chevy truck used to tow a Vette
VICIOUS
On a black Corvette convertible
VIVA SEX
Red fiero, 2 females eastbound on highway going quite fast :)
VIXULDV8
Sexual deviate, on a Mercedes 500sl
VLAD
On an Impala...Dracula!
VROOOM
On a little 2 seated MG Roadster
W

W84ME
Wait for me, on a VW bug
W8LFTR
Weightlifter
W8N4FRI
Waitin' for Friday...join the club!
W8NG4IT
Waiting for it
WA 2 FST
Way to fast, on a Mustang (11.4 seconds at 120+ street legal!)
WAGON HO
On a station wagon
WANAPLAY
On A High Performance Sports Car
WARPDRV
Warp Drive, on a 1987 Buick Grand National Raleigh N.C.
WAS HIS
After a divorce, on a jaguar
WASCALY
On a very wascally VW wabbit
WAY2HOT
On a RED Mistubishi 3000 GT-VR4
WEASL 1
Weasels #1. No, it's not a lawyer's car. The owner has 6 ferrets
WEB BLDR
Fellow web builder, on a red Honda Civic
WED4LIFE
Newlyweds' car
WEDIG4U
Seen in Santa Cruz, CA. on a very old hearse being driven by either a grungy teenager or a zombie.
WETDRM
Seen on a Porche...not to sure the driver should be doing that while he's driving
WE WE
On some van
WE WE DR
A urologist's plate
WHAT COP
On a 86 RX7
WHIZBYU
Whiz by you, on a 300ZX
WHOCARZ
Who Cares?
WHOOSH
On a porsche
WHORU
Who are you?
WHQQSH
On a '81 Delorean. As you know, the Q's on the plate actually look like eyeballs. And it's rather appropriate especially with both gull-wing doors open!
WHTHFK
WHat THe F**K? On a VW Beetle
WHY 55
Why 55mph?
WIKIDD
Wicked, on a 1993 MAZDA MX-3 that will be in the IASCA shows this summer
WIMOVEH
On Phil Margo's 1967 Olds. As a membef of the Tokens, he sang The Lion Sleeps Tonight (http://www.ensicaen.ismra.fr/~aubry/disney/lion16.html)
WISE ASP
On a Red 93 Dodge Viper in San Diego
WKNDLVR
Weekend Lover, on a red Pontiac Grand Prix, purchased for the driver by her long-distance love
WLDTHNG
Wild thing, on a VW thing
WLPPRIT
Wall paper it! On a crazed decorators carVW thing
WNDSWPT
Windswept on a VW convertible
WNDWS95
Windows 95, On a customized 95 Chevy Astro Van.
WOE 2 U
Several other meanings besides the obvious one: 1) is from the Iron Maiden song "Number of the Beast". It is also a quote from the bible (Book Of Revelations Chapter 13 Verse 18)
WOHORSY
Whoa Horsy, on a 89 Mustang GT
WON IT
This explains why this big old caddy is PINK!
WTFMYM
"What The F***, Make Your Move", on a lady's 89 Corvette, acquired just before her divorce
WUZHIZ
On a red Corvette in Anaheim California
WWWOWW
On a black dodge stealth
WYLDKAT
Wild Cat, on a 944
X

XCLRATN
Acceleration, on a Corvette
XCLER8
Accelerate, on a Mustang
XEYETING
On an Optometrist's 1992 black special edition Miata
X-HIPPY
Something us X-generation can't relate to
XITHWY1
a trucker's plate, Highway 1 was old CB slang for trucker heaven
XKWIZIT
Exquisite, on a '56 speedster
XLR82XS
Accelerate to excess, on a motorcycle in Texas
XPIRED
Expired
XQQSME
Excuse me!
XQUS ME
Excuse me, please kindly get out of my way!
XQZMOI
Seen on a Porsche..... (Miss Piggy's perhaps?)
XSIV HI
Excessive high
XTAZ
Ecstasy, on a pearl blue 300ZX Stillen Turbo with 18" chrome wheels
XTC4U2C
Ecstasy for you to see, on a Nissan 300ZX
XTREME
On a '95 pearl blazer
XXRENUF
Two Ex's are enough or maybe girls are enough?
XXX R8D
XXX-rated
XXXXXX
On a Mercedes
XY RN
On a male Registered Nurses's plate in NY state. He said at the time he acquired the plate that he wouldn't date any woman who didn't understand what it meant.
XYXX
On a geneticist's car
XYZZY
Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word
Y

Y55MPH
Why 55mph? On an expensive Mercedes
YA WHO
Yahoo!!! Ya who???
YBEAMAN
Why be a man? Apparently, the owner's name IS Yvette Beaman.
YBY4EN
Why buy foreign? on a corvette
YBNRML
Why be normal
YESLORD
Devout Christian?
YME GOD
The lament of the ages
YOT YM
My toy, mirror image
YOURN8
Urinate, seen on a BMW
YRUMAD
Why r u mad, seen on a ZR1
Y TRY
Why try to catch up? Don't even bother! On a Porche 928s4
YURNEXT
On the car of an undertaker
YX32
Sexy backwards, on a New York plate
YY2WRY
Too wise and too wry to boot. On a Honda Civic convertible
YY4U
Yet another wise guy. If you believe him, then he's too wise for you
Z

ZIPNBY
Zipping by, on a fast foreign car
ZIPPY Z
On a 300 zx
ZMEGOBYU
On a 300ZX Turbo
ZPDUDA
Zippity doo dah....
ZUNHELL
Zee you in hell, on a 280-Z
Z WIZ
On a Camaro Z-28
ZZZ
on a 280Z with 350 V8 Engine
ZZZZZZX
On a 1983 Datsun 300ZX in West Point, VA
ZZZZZZZ
On a 1985 Nissan 300ZX