Ric
02-16-2009, 10:28 PM
More :old:
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L84AD8
Late for a date (Nicole Brown Simpson's Farrari)
LAGUNS
on a 87 Suzuki, maybe a LA transplant. Remember all the freeway shootings that took place in Los Angeles a while back
LC2KILL
Licence to Kill, on a 90 Modified Talon
LE BMER
On a pretentious white 535i BMW
LE TAG
On a Renault Le Car
LEFTEEZ
Probably a southpaw
LEMMING
Clueless animal
LEMON
On a late model Mustang convertible
LETS M8
Let's mate
LFTIT4U
Left it for you, on a convertible
LFTLANR
Left laner, ie, Mr. Speeder, ona '89 Honda Prelude 4WS
LGGD OFF
Appropriate plate for a technical producer at America Online who "logged off" with the top down on his 1996 Saleen Mustang Speedster convertible every Friday after work.
LICENSE
Plain and simple
LIFSABCH
Life's a bitch (or beach)!
LIK2BEX
Like to be a 10! On a white Camaro with a blonde driving
LITIG8
A lawyer, driving an EXPENSIVE car in Alaska
LIV42DA
Live for today, on a red '79 Corvette
L JEEPO
Seen on a Ontario plate in Canada
LKN4 36D
Looking for 36D. Good luck, buddy!
LOGLOZ
On a lowered Jaguar w/ Neon lighting (http://www.peak.org/~omarab/jag.html)
LOONYBIN
On a self-proclaimed cartoon freak
LOVEMYHO (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/luvmyho.html)
Love my HOnda, but check the link out for the rest of the story
LOXMIF
On a locksmith's car
LQQKNLO
On a very lowered white Mustang 5.0 LX (the "Q's" look like eyes looking down)
LST TAG
Lost Tag, where is it again?
LTRDST8
Litter the state? Probably Altered State. Thanks Thomas
LTSLXIX
Let's 69!
LTSOMTL
Lots of metal
LUGNAF
Let Us Get Naked And ____. Ahem, ...on a 93 Vette.
LUKE4 8
A driver cursed and tailgated one particularly slow car for some distance, and he noticed the vanity plate of the slow car. Getting home, he checked his trusty bible and read Luke 4:8 and found "And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan ..."
LUV2SPD
Love to Speed on a 92 ZX-11 Ninja
LUV DAD
On a convertible 86 Z-28
LV 2 TCH
Love to teach
LVB4UDI
Live Before You Die
LVME2X
Love me two times, a ref. to a Doors song. I like to thank Roger for pointing this out to me.
LVNLG
living large, and the owner wasn't joking either
LVNGLYF
Living life, on a white Miata
M
MACGEEK
A MacIntosh computer fan
MACMYDAY
A MacIntosh computer fan and a Dirty Harry fan!
MAC-USER (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/newstuff/MAC-USER.gif)
A Loyal Mac fan
MADHATR
Mad Hatter on a white '67 Volvo 122S coupe with a brim hat incense ashtray in the rear window.
MAFIA
On a Black Stretch Limo
MAKMLAF
On a comedian's car in a Blazer in Nevada
MAX VEL
Maximum velocity on a 1995 Nissan Maxima SE
M BALMED
Embalmed, on a 1970 Cadillac Hearse
MDLFCRIS
Mid-life crisis, on a 1990 Nissan 300 ZX
MEANMY
...Shadow, Dodge Shadow that is (in St. Louis)
MEETNM8
Meet and Mate
MEGOB4U
Me go before you!
ME HURT
On a car with a handicapped driver symbol
MI6 SPY
A British car. MI-6 is the popular designation for Britain's Secret Intelligence Service.
MINE
On a Lincoln Town car
MINIAC
On a 60' Austin Mini Cooper
MINUET
A Musician's car
MI TU U
Me to you
MKITSO
Make it so, number one! On a Honda Civic
ML8ML8
I'm late! I'm late! on a white VW Rabbit (another Alice in Wonderland reference)
MLBU VW
"Malibu Volkswagen" on a '96 Porsche C4-S. The owner said, "Just a stab at the car, anywhere else the car would be extravegent, in Malibu they are as common as Volkswagens elsewhere "
MLNEIUM
On a 61 Ford Falcon, as in a Milineum Falcon from Star Wars
MMMBABY
mmm...baby! On a Mazda Miata owned by a babe
MMM-HMM
Seen in Houston on a white '56 T-bird with two stunning blondes aboard
MMRE MKR
Memory Maker (computer chip manufacturer?), on a blue Honda
MONEPIT
Cash guzzling boat
MOSEYIN
Just moseyin' on a 1962 Chevrolet Impala SS, street rod
MOVN FR8
On the vehicle of a dispatcher who works in trucking
M POWER
A BMW M3....what else?
MR QUICK
On a big black '68 Mustang. Once a girl asked if the 'Stang plate referred to the car or the driver. The owner told her it referred to the driver, but he could go all night. She walked away very fast with a red face . . .
MSAGRO
Orgasm backwards as seen on a Lotus Esprit SE driven by a hot blonde (maybe her name is Ms Agro)
MSMY911
Miss My Porsche 911, on a rundown Oldsmobile
MTBRAIN
Empty Brain
MUF DVR
On an Ohio car
MY CAR
At least now we know who owns that car...
MY DEBT
On a New York car
MY EU4IA
My Euphoria, on a '87 Corvette
MY F40
Alas, it is on a 87 Camaro
MY FEE
On a fiery red Mercedes convertible
MY HOME
is my Cressida?
MY MINK
On a big, emerald-green Cadillac convertible, driven by an attractive brunette lady
MYOBCSHN
A '91 Miata is the object of obsession
MYREVNG
My Revenge (Divorcee)
MYSNCAN
If you remember your highschool chemistry, you should recall that Sn stands for tin, and in case you were wondering, the owner claims that his silver dodge shadow is one, a tin can, that is.
MYT4CYL
Mighty 4 Cylinder, on a 250 horsepower Plymouth Laser Turbo All-Wheel-Drive
MYZRATI
Seen on a Maserati in San Jose
MZ-CHF
Wife of a fire chief in the St. Louis County, Missouri area. BTW, MRS-CHF was taken by the Police chief's wife.
MZDARTI
Mazda-ra-ti, on an upgraded Miata
N
N2SHEEP
Hmmm...rancher's car
NACL H20
Salt (Sodium Chloride) water. Lifeguard, perchance?
NAHRTBT
In a heart beat, on a 66' Chevy II SS hardtop
NASDBOY
"Nasty Boy" where NASD stands for National Association of Securities Dealers. The owner is a stockbroker and aspiring yuppie.
NAVYAV8R
Navy Aviator
NAW T
On a red Ford, driven by a pretty hot female.
NB SNOB
Nota Bene (important) Snob, or alternatively, it could be "Newport Beach Snob" (thanks to one astute reader)
ND4SPED
Need For Speed, on a white 1992 300ZX Twin Turbo, bumped up to 396hp
NDNGIRL
The owner told me that she's a very attractive Native American female, and I have no reason to doubt her :)
NDLSMR
Endless summer, on a sorority girl's california VW Rabbit
NDSADL
In the saddle, on a '66 Mustang
NE1469
Anyone for 69?
NEONE4T
Anyone for tea? On a British car, of course!
NETGAME
On a white Honda. Either an avid tennis player or volleyball player or both!
NEXT
On an old Cadillac hearse in Ohio
NICEBODY
On a Ferrari Daytona driven by a very NICE blonde
NICE EH
On a REALLY beat up car
NITRIS
Nitrous Oxide injected into the intake adds 150 Horse Power...major speed!!
NIZ2CU
On a blue Dodge Viper
NJYNLF
Owner is enjoying life in the beautiful state of Arizona
NO1UNO
No one you know, so don't bother me!
NO 2ISHN
No tuition, seen on a corvette
NOBODY
On a Rolls Royce
NOBRAIN
No brain
NOBRKS
No brakes!
NO CACA
That is, no shit!
NOETHCS
Lawyer's car?
NO JOB
On a white Ferrari Testa Rossa driven by a teenage girl
NOMODO
No More Dough, on a Veerrrry expensive car
NOMRTIX
No more tickets! Originally, the owner had this (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/origplates.html#ticket#ticket) plate
NONE (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/none.html)
Funny when this one is on paper (registration,tickets,etc)
NOPCME
No pee, see me, another urologist's car
NOPLATE
Funny when on paper
NOT2FEAR
On A Mustang 4 Cylinder
NOT2HI
Not too high, on a jacked-up pickup truck
NOT4MUD
Restored, elevated truck in Evansville, IN
NOTDADS
An appropriate plate on the back of a corvette owned by a fraternity brother in college
NOT FAT
On a RX7 (woman owned)
NOTGLTY
OJ's claim, but you be the judge! (http://web.mit.edu/dbrown/www/voteoj.html)
NOT HOT
(not stolen) on a Porsche 924
NOTIC8S
No tickets (he lied), on a Porsche 911
NOT OJ
Seen in Northern California on a White Bronco
NOTUAGN
Oh no, it's you again!
NOT YETT
This WAS a real California plate, which was on a retired 1967 HEARSE from 1985 through 1991. Unfortunately, even old hearses die.
NOT YOU
On a Pennsylvania plate where the motto is "You have a friend in Pennsylvania"...apparently not!
NO WIFE
On a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee that was pulling a new fishing boat in North Dakota
NOYGDB
None Of Your God Damn Business!
NO YOLK
Seen on a white suzuki swift
NOZBLEED
Nosebleed
NRG
Energy
N ROLL
On an IROC Z-28 Camaro in Michigan. Get it? IROC was on the bottom of each side of the car, so it reads IROC N ROLL.
NRVOUS
On a red porsche 911 (he was driving cautiously)
NS8IABL
Insatiable!
NT12WRK
Not one to work on a 96 Probe
NTOTO2
And toto too (Wizard of Oz ref)
NU JOY Z
On a shiny new Nissan 300ZX in New Jersey. A nice double-entendre, since it also picks up the north "Joizy" accent.
NUNSRUS
On a van carrying a group of sisters clad in habits
NVIGOR8
Black Acura Vigor (California)
NVMYZ28
Envy my Z28
NVRENUF
Never Enough
NVRLKBK
Never Look Back, on a DeLorian. This is in reference to the movie "Back to the Future"
NVRSADI
Never say die on a cherry 1985 Nissan 300zx with 130,000 miles
NY AXXNT
The owner is a fan of NY and has the original plate hanging in her office in NYNY.
NYMFEO
New York Mafioso and proud of it!
NYOFACE
In Your Face, on a supercharged Celica
NYOMAD
This guy makes good use of his plate; everytime when someone asks him what the letters means, he says if he tells them, they will need to buy him a drink. BTW, Now You Owe Me A Drink...Scotch on the rocks, please
NYTMARE
A temperamental 86 Fiero SE
NYUKX3
i.e. Nyuks Nyuks Nyuks. Remember Larry, Curly, Moe, and maybe Shemp?
O
02BAN0D
Oh, to be an O.D. (Optometric Doctor), on a 1988 Pontiac Fiero GT
O2BCD8D
Oh, to be sedated or love to be sedated!
O2BME
on a bright red Jeep Wrangler
O2BQUIK
on a 1996 Red Camaro SS
OBJET
On a Dodge Dart
O BLOOD
On Albert Fisher's car. He has O+ blood and he has donated over 29 gallons(!) of his blood over the last 44 years.
OBSERV1
An amateur astronomer's plate
OH2B39
A woman in her early 50's has had the following plate for about the last ten years
OHGOOD
You say this when you are buried in traffic
OINKCAR
As opposed to what? Cash cow?!
OJDIDIT
Whether you agree or not, you can now cast your own vote! (http://web.mit.edu/dbrown/www/voteoj.html)
OK DIE
On a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile.
OLD F
On a Custom Harley
OL-F
The loving family presented the old fart with a new plate for his 95 911 Porsche You have to be close to seventy and live in Newport Beach, California for something like that
OOHLALA
on a sleek, customized Corvette with a gorgeous paint job
OOICUP
OO..(h)iccup, excuse me! Or as somebody else suggusted, maybe it's "Uh-oh, I see you pee"
OOOOMMM
+ the frame: May the Force Be With you... Transcendental Meditation
OPN WYD
On a Dentist's car
OR INNI
Seen on an Audi (Outie)
L
L84AD8
Late for a date (Nicole Brown Simpson's Farrari)
LAGUNS
on a 87 Suzuki, maybe a LA transplant. Remember all the freeway shootings that took place in Los Angeles a while back
LC2KILL
Licence to Kill, on a 90 Modified Talon
LE BMER
On a pretentious white 535i BMW
LE TAG
On a Renault Le Car
LEFTEEZ
Probably a southpaw
LEMMING
Clueless animal
LEMON
On a late model Mustang convertible
LETS M8
Let's mate
LFTIT4U
Left it for you, on a convertible
LFTLANR
Left laner, ie, Mr. Speeder, ona '89 Honda Prelude 4WS
LGGD OFF
Appropriate plate for a technical producer at America Online who "logged off" with the top down on his 1996 Saleen Mustang Speedster convertible every Friday after work.
LICENSE
Plain and simple
LIFSABCH
Life's a bitch (or beach)!
LIK2BEX
Like to be a 10! On a white Camaro with a blonde driving
LITIG8
A lawyer, driving an EXPENSIVE car in Alaska
LIV42DA
Live for today, on a red '79 Corvette
L JEEPO
Seen on a Ontario plate in Canada
LKN4 36D
Looking for 36D. Good luck, buddy!
LOGLOZ
On a lowered Jaguar w/ Neon lighting (http://www.peak.org/~omarab/jag.html)
LOONYBIN
On a self-proclaimed cartoon freak
LOVEMYHO (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/luvmyho.html)
Love my HOnda, but check the link out for the rest of the story
LOXMIF
On a locksmith's car
LQQKNLO
On a very lowered white Mustang 5.0 LX (the "Q's" look like eyes looking down)
LST TAG
Lost Tag, where is it again?
LTRDST8
Litter the state? Probably Altered State. Thanks Thomas
LTSLXIX
Let's 69!
LTSOMTL
Lots of metal
LUGNAF
Let Us Get Naked And ____. Ahem, ...on a 93 Vette.
LUKE4 8
A driver cursed and tailgated one particularly slow car for some distance, and he noticed the vanity plate of the slow car. Getting home, he checked his trusty bible and read Luke 4:8 and found "And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan ..."
LUV2SPD
Love to Speed on a 92 ZX-11 Ninja
LUV DAD
On a convertible 86 Z-28
LV 2 TCH
Love to teach
LVB4UDI
Live Before You Die
LVME2X
Love me two times, a ref. to a Doors song. I like to thank Roger for pointing this out to me.
LVNLG
living large, and the owner wasn't joking either
LVNGLYF
Living life, on a white Miata
M
MACGEEK
A MacIntosh computer fan
MACMYDAY
A MacIntosh computer fan and a Dirty Harry fan!
MAC-USER (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/newstuff/MAC-USER.gif)
A Loyal Mac fan
MADHATR
Mad Hatter on a white '67 Volvo 122S coupe with a brim hat incense ashtray in the rear window.
MAFIA
On a Black Stretch Limo
MAKMLAF
On a comedian's car in a Blazer in Nevada
MAX VEL
Maximum velocity on a 1995 Nissan Maxima SE
M BALMED
Embalmed, on a 1970 Cadillac Hearse
MDLFCRIS
Mid-life crisis, on a 1990 Nissan 300 ZX
MEANMY
...Shadow, Dodge Shadow that is (in St. Louis)
MEETNM8
Meet and Mate
MEGOB4U
Me go before you!
ME HURT
On a car with a handicapped driver symbol
MI6 SPY
A British car. MI-6 is the popular designation for Britain's Secret Intelligence Service.
MINE
On a Lincoln Town car
MINIAC
On a 60' Austin Mini Cooper
MINUET
A Musician's car
MI TU U
Me to you
MKITSO
Make it so, number one! On a Honda Civic
ML8ML8
I'm late! I'm late! on a white VW Rabbit (another Alice in Wonderland reference)
MLBU VW
"Malibu Volkswagen" on a '96 Porsche C4-S. The owner said, "Just a stab at the car, anywhere else the car would be extravegent, in Malibu they are as common as Volkswagens elsewhere "
MLNEIUM
On a 61 Ford Falcon, as in a Milineum Falcon from Star Wars
MMMBABY
mmm...baby! On a Mazda Miata owned by a babe
MMM-HMM
Seen in Houston on a white '56 T-bird with two stunning blondes aboard
MMRE MKR
Memory Maker (computer chip manufacturer?), on a blue Honda
MONEPIT
Cash guzzling boat
MOSEYIN
Just moseyin' on a 1962 Chevrolet Impala SS, street rod
MOVN FR8
On the vehicle of a dispatcher who works in trucking
M POWER
A BMW M3....what else?
MR QUICK
On a big black '68 Mustang. Once a girl asked if the 'Stang plate referred to the car or the driver. The owner told her it referred to the driver, but he could go all night. She walked away very fast with a red face . . .
MSAGRO
Orgasm backwards as seen on a Lotus Esprit SE driven by a hot blonde (maybe her name is Ms Agro)
MSMY911
Miss My Porsche 911, on a rundown Oldsmobile
MTBRAIN
Empty Brain
MUF DVR
On an Ohio car
MY CAR
At least now we know who owns that car...
MY DEBT
On a New York car
MY EU4IA
My Euphoria, on a '87 Corvette
MY F40
Alas, it is on a 87 Camaro
MY FEE
On a fiery red Mercedes convertible
MY HOME
is my Cressida?
MY MINK
On a big, emerald-green Cadillac convertible, driven by an attractive brunette lady
MYOBCSHN
A '91 Miata is the object of obsession
MYREVNG
My Revenge (Divorcee)
MYSNCAN
If you remember your highschool chemistry, you should recall that Sn stands for tin, and in case you were wondering, the owner claims that his silver dodge shadow is one, a tin can, that is.
MYT4CYL
Mighty 4 Cylinder, on a 250 horsepower Plymouth Laser Turbo All-Wheel-Drive
MYZRATI
Seen on a Maserati in San Jose
MZ-CHF
Wife of a fire chief in the St. Louis County, Missouri area. BTW, MRS-CHF was taken by the Police chief's wife.
MZDARTI
Mazda-ra-ti, on an upgraded Miata
N
N2SHEEP
Hmmm...rancher's car
NACL H20
Salt (Sodium Chloride) water. Lifeguard, perchance?
NAHRTBT
In a heart beat, on a 66' Chevy II SS hardtop
NASDBOY
"Nasty Boy" where NASD stands for National Association of Securities Dealers. The owner is a stockbroker and aspiring yuppie.
NAVYAV8R
Navy Aviator
NAW T
On a red Ford, driven by a pretty hot female.
NB SNOB
Nota Bene (important) Snob, or alternatively, it could be "Newport Beach Snob" (thanks to one astute reader)
ND4SPED
Need For Speed, on a white 1992 300ZX Twin Turbo, bumped up to 396hp
NDNGIRL
The owner told me that she's a very attractive Native American female, and I have no reason to doubt her :)
NDLSMR
Endless summer, on a sorority girl's california VW Rabbit
NDSADL
In the saddle, on a '66 Mustang
NE1469
Anyone for 69?
NEONE4T
Anyone for tea? On a British car, of course!
NETGAME
On a white Honda. Either an avid tennis player or volleyball player or both!
NEXT
On an old Cadillac hearse in Ohio
NICEBODY
On a Ferrari Daytona driven by a very NICE blonde
NICE EH
On a REALLY beat up car
NITRIS
Nitrous Oxide injected into the intake adds 150 Horse Power...major speed!!
NIZ2CU
On a blue Dodge Viper
NJYNLF
Owner is enjoying life in the beautiful state of Arizona
NO1UNO
No one you know, so don't bother me!
NO 2ISHN
No tuition, seen on a corvette
NOBODY
On a Rolls Royce
NOBRAIN
No brain
NOBRKS
No brakes!
NO CACA
That is, no shit!
NOETHCS
Lawyer's car?
NO JOB
On a white Ferrari Testa Rossa driven by a teenage girl
NOMODO
No More Dough, on a Veerrrry expensive car
NOMRTIX
No more tickets! Originally, the owner had this (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/origplates.html#ticket#ticket) plate
NONE (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/none.html)
Funny when this one is on paper (registration,tickets,etc)
NOPCME
No pee, see me, another urologist's car
NOPLATE
Funny when on paper
NOT2FEAR
On A Mustang 4 Cylinder
NOT2HI
Not too high, on a jacked-up pickup truck
NOT4MUD
Restored, elevated truck in Evansville, IN
NOTDADS
An appropriate plate on the back of a corvette owned by a fraternity brother in college
NOT FAT
On a RX7 (woman owned)
NOTGLTY
OJ's claim, but you be the judge! (http://web.mit.edu/dbrown/www/voteoj.html)
NOT HOT
(not stolen) on a Porsche 924
NOTIC8S
No tickets (he lied), on a Porsche 911
NOT OJ
Seen in Northern California on a White Bronco
NOTUAGN
Oh no, it's you again!
NOT YETT
This WAS a real California plate, which was on a retired 1967 HEARSE from 1985 through 1991. Unfortunately, even old hearses die.
NOT YOU
On a Pennsylvania plate where the motto is "You have a friend in Pennsylvania"...apparently not!
NO WIFE
On a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee that was pulling a new fishing boat in North Dakota
NOYGDB
None Of Your God Damn Business!
NO YOLK
Seen on a white suzuki swift
NOZBLEED
Nosebleed
NRG
Energy
N ROLL
On an IROC Z-28 Camaro in Michigan. Get it? IROC was on the bottom of each side of the car, so it reads IROC N ROLL.
NRVOUS
On a red porsche 911 (he was driving cautiously)
NS8IABL
Insatiable!
NT12WRK
Not one to work on a 96 Probe
NTOTO2
And toto too (Wizard of Oz ref)
NU JOY Z
On a shiny new Nissan 300ZX in New Jersey. A nice double-entendre, since it also picks up the north "Joizy" accent.
NUNSRUS
On a van carrying a group of sisters clad in habits
NVIGOR8
Black Acura Vigor (California)
NVMYZ28
Envy my Z28
NVRENUF
Never Enough
NVRLKBK
Never Look Back, on a DeLorian. This is in reference to the movie "Back to the Future"
NVRSADI
Never say die on a cherry 1985 Nissan 300zx with 130,000 miles
NY AXXNT
The owner is a fan of NY and has the original plate hanging in her office in NYNY.
NYMFEO
New York Mafioso and proud of it!
NYOFACE
In Your Face, on a supercharged Celica
NYOMAD
This guy makes good use of his plate; everytime when someone asks him what the letters means, he says if he tells them, they will need to buy him a drink. BTW, Now You Owe Me A Drink...Scotch on the rocks, please
NYTMARE
A temperamental 86 Fiero SE
NYUKX3
i.e. Nyuks Nyuks Nyuks. Remember Larry, Curly, Moe, and maybe Shemp?
O
02BAN0D
Oh, to be an O.D. (Optometric Doctor), on a 1988 Pontiac Fiero GT
O2BCD8D
Oh, to be sedated or love to be sedated!
O2BME
on a bright red Jeep Wrangler
O2BQUIK
on a 1996 Red Camaro SS
OBJET
On a Dodge Dart
O BLOOD
On Albert Fisher's car. He has O+ blood and he has donated over 29 gallons(!) of his blood over the last 44 years.
OBSERV1
An amateur astronomer's plate
OH2B39
A woman in her early 50's has had the following plate for about the last ten years
OHGOOD
You say this when you are buried in traffic
OINKCAR
As opposed to what? Cash cow?!
OJDIDIT
Whether you agree or not, you can now cast your own vote! (http://web.mit.edu/dbrown/www/voteoj.html)
OK DIE
On a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile.
OLD F
On a Custom Harley
OL-F
The loving family presented the old fart with a new plate for his 95 911 Porsche You have to be close to seventy and live in Newport Beach, California for something like that
OOHLALA
on a sleek, customized Corvette with a gorgeous paint job
OOICUP
OO..(h)iccup, excuse me! Or as somebody else suggusted, maybe it's "Uh-oh, I see you pee"
OOOOMMM
+ the frame: May the Force Be With you... Transcendental Meditation
OPN WYD
On a Dentist's car
OR INNI
Seen on an Audi (Outie)