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F40 AOK
On a Ferrari F40, what else?
F8SUCKS
Fate Sucks
F A DUCK
On a Lincoln. Definitely don't want to drive this baby into animal rights territory.
FAMFIXR
A family therapist in Las Vegas
FAST
Russ' 86 Corvette Pacecar
FASTER
Russ' 92 Corvette
FASTEST
Russ' 89 Corvette Callaway. Here's (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/origplates.html#russ2#russ2) one more in Russ' series
FASTRNU
Faster 'n you, on a Mustang LX 5.0l
FAWQ
***expletive*** on a 82 Nissan
FBI AGNT
Registered in Montana, the owner is an Insurance Agent with Farm Bureau Insurance. It was on his 93 Cadillac Sixty Special, but he has since changed it because of the recent news up in Montana.
FCK NXN
On a VW bus in San Francisco at the height of the Vietnam War. Herb Caen, the famous San Francisco columnist, supposedly mentioned it in one his columns.
FE2O3
On a rusty '46 Chevy pickup...get it? Fe2O3 is iron oxide or rust
FEATURE
On a VW Bug
FENRY
(on a) Honda. Hint: think of famous actors.
FEOZZI
Hint: the owner is an Australian Triathelite and remember your chemistry symbol Fe (Iron)?
FIDL DD
Fiddle dee dee, on a Nissan Maxima (Gone with the wind ref)
FILLRUP
The owner is in the petrolium business
FINAGL
on a finagler's (i.e., accountant's) car
FIREBALL
On A Fierro, Because The Engines Are Known To Blow Up
FIREDUP
On a sports car driven by a seemingly (it was at night) attractive lady
FIREHWK
Fire Hawk, on a firefighter's car
FIRETURD
On A Firebird
FIT2SKI
Fit to ski
FKIDNNO
F*** I don't know, on a 73 Mustang
FKLIK12
This was driven my a verry good looking young girl in a volkswagen Rabbit.
FLAUNT
On a Rolls Royce
FLEA
On a VW Rabbit
FLEWBYU
flew by you (this was on a Corvette)
FLY-BY
On a '91 Steath
FNOILLK
F***ing oil leak, on an OLD VW bug
FNOMNL
Phenominal, on a BMW 318is
FO BY FO
On a 4 wheel drive in the South
FO IRS
On a very expensive sports car in So. Cal
FOOTSY
On a podiatrist's Aurora
FOREPLAY
On a 82 Camaro Z28
FRAUD
On a Porsche 911 "Carerra"
FREQOUT
Freaked out!
FSTPHKR
Fast F**ker
FT DKY
Fight Decay, on a dentist's plate in Connecticut
FTFETISH
On a Podiatrist's new Caddy
FTN N 96
F*** The Navy in 96, on an old pickup in Puget Sound Naval Shipyard. Apparently, owner is getting out of the Navy in 96.
FTNSASY
Fit and Sassy
FUGITIV
On an Integra
FUGUE
On a gold Honda PRELUDE
FUH QUE
***expletive***
F U IRS
Well, it's that time of year again. Fear not, check out this site (http://www.ustreas.gov/).
FUNFER2
On a 1986 Corvette Coupe
FUOJ
***expletive*** you O.J.! (or fudge?!) on a car in Michigan
G

GDAM8
Good day, Mate! On an Aussie car
GEDDEUP
More horsepower! On a souped up 1992 Green 5 liter Ford Mustang
GGGGGGG
G-string, get it? Seen in San Francisco
GLUTTON
for punishment
GNANABU
GonNA NAB yoU, on a purple Toyota 4x4 in California
GODSAVZ
Yeah, God might be the only person that can pull you out of the mess!
GODZGOOD
God is Good, on a pastor's car in Virginia. Virginia frowned upon putting religious messages on vanity license plates, but it ruled this one ok
GONLOCO
Seen leaving mental hospital
GONSNO
On an 85 Jeep CJ-7
GO TPLS
Go Topless! On a 1968 Camaro Convertible. Owner has been flashed on warm evenings.
GOVT SUX
A Virginia judge ruled that DMV had no right to revoke this plate and ordered the dept to return the plates to the owner
GR82SH
Great Tush! What else do you want? ;)
GR8BUNS
Keep your mind off that general vicinity! It's actually seen on a bakery delivery van in northern Minnesota
GR8TTS
Seen in California 10 years ago...enuff said...*blush*
GROWL
On a Jaguar
GSNDHT
Gesundheit, on an Isuzu
GU10TAG
Guten Tag! For those of you that don't Sprechen Sie Deutsch, it means good day in German. The tag was seen on a Benz in California.
GURUGLY
Gee, you are ugly!!!
GUT-SEE
Gutsy (or maybe Grand Unified Theory), on a Porsche 911 Turbo
GVML
Give em hell! On a grey Porche 944
H

H15 EGO
On a Porsche
H2OLGD
Waterlogged. The owner is a swimmer and this appears on his Hyundai Tiburon FX in Missuori
H2OMEN4
Water men four? NO, What are men for?! Seen in Southern California on the back of an (apparently) feminists' car
H2O GATE
George Gordon Liddy is known to have this plate on his ZR-1 Corvette
H8NLIFE
Hatin' life, on a Lexus in Colorado
H8 PEPZ
Hate Pepsi, on a Coca Cola Van
HAMACHI
On a Yellow 1978 Porsche 911SC with a whale tail. If you order Hamachi in a sushi bar you will get yellow tail.
HAUDI
On an Audi
HARDICK
On a 4x4 construction truck owned by a Mr. Joe Hardick Jr.
HEBGBZ
On a 1995 Corvette. "Heebie-jeebies", apparently a commentary on being a passenger in this car
HE PAID
On a new Benz in LA driven by a 40+ blonde
HERS2
Hers too, on a Black Mercedes Conv.
HGHLNDR
Highlander. Chosen because the owner's wife is actually from the "highlands of Scotland" in a "wee toon" called Thurso (about as far north in Scotland as you can get). Thurso, once the home of a U.S Navy Telecommunications Station, is where he met his wife. Ooh, How Grand!
HIFEES
On a nice 500SEL mercedes, probably a lawyer's car
HIHO AG
Hi ho silver!
HI OFC
A good license plate for cops to see
HI ON V8
On a Monster Miata ( Ford Mustang engine)
HI-TECH
On the Mercedes of former Deputy Defense Secretary for research and engineering William Perry
HME BREW
Home brew
HNSOFF
Better lay your hands off this guy's white 69 Camaro or else!
HOBANGR
Ahem...I don't think I need to elaborate in polite company. Seen on a silver MR-2 in Fort Walton Beach, FL
HOOCH
On a cark parked outside a liquor store
HOOK UM
On a Texas Long Horn fan's Cady
HOT-TKT
Hot ticket, on a Corvette with a blonde female driver. Turns out she was a travel agent.
HOWDEDU
On a Dodge Van
HSSSSS
(A Cobra's Hiss) On a Mustang in Dallas
HUMONGO
Bodybuilder's car
HUMR ME
Humor me, on a Colorado plate
HUM THIS
On a Hummer from Denver (With Illinois plates)
HUT ONE
Football player's car
HYPRDRV
Hyperdrive, on a modified Eagle Talon TSi AWD
HYRTHNU
On a small Toyota pickup with VERRRY large tires. Unfortunately, this did not intimidate the cop who pulled the owner over for speeding.