Ric
02-16-2009, 10:21 PM
Enjoy :old:
A
A1 AN A2
Lawrence Welk's license plate
A 4X4X8
On a Honda
AFAV8R
Air Force Pilot (Aviator)
A GR8PL8
A great plate, oxymoron?!
AHEADAU
This Alabama plate proudly proclaims his place in traffic...ahead of you, that is!
AINTNO4
On a 914-6 Porsche
AIRHEAD
On a white Jeep Wrangler with a soft top. The owner get a lot fewer funny looks when the top is down!
ALICE
On a white Rabbit (Alice in Wonderland, get it?)
ALLMAYA
A plate for Las Vegas. "Maya" means "illusion" in Sanskrit, so "everything is an illusion" in Vegas.
ALLNITR
Allnighter
ALTREGO
Proposed plate on identical cars of two friends. See the other one (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/origplates.html#evltwin#evltwin)
AQTU12
A cutie, you one too?
AQTU124
Eh cutie, you want to f***?
ARETE
Greek for "excellence"
A SAXIST
On a California plate
ASK KATO
You know, that annoying houseboy (http://www3.cnn.com/US/OJ/daily/9602/16/index.html) of you-know-who
A-SLAAB
A slob on a Saab
ASSMAN
Classic Seinfeld episode where Kramer is mistakenly given the plate "ASSMAN" which truly belongs to a proctologist
ATHDOC
Athletic Doctor
A TOTAL
On a (Mitsubishi) Eclipse
ATOYOTA
A Palindrome (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/cooldudes/barreto/palindromes.html) on a Toyota truck
ATTY2B
Attorney to be, on a paralegal's plate. After she passed the bar, it changed to ESQUIRE
AU DIGR
Gold Digger
AUSM
An Auburn Alumnus' Autotag...Awesome!
AU YLOKS
Goldilocks...cute
AV8RX
Wife of a pilot who is also a pilot.
B
B4DKCME
Before decay, see me, on a dentist's truck. Some one asked him once if he was a mortician.
B4RTAXS
Before our taxes, on a new Mercedes
B9S2US
Be nice to us
BAA BAA
Baa Baa 'on a ' Black Jeep
BAD MUDE
What the owner feels like during rush hour traffic. It's on his 1967 Porsche 912
B AFRAID
On a '90 Cavalier
BAWLMER
This guy obviously hails from Baltimore as he spelled the city like he would pronounce it
BCDDCBA
Musical notes in the fourth movement of Beethoven's Ninth
BCNU2
Be seeing you too
BEACHN
Beaching!
BEAUTEE
New York Yankee relief pitcher Steve Farr is known as "The Beast", and this is on his fiancee's car
BECNYA
Be seeing 'Ya, on a '68 Mustang
BESIDES
Sideline beekeeper
BEYOND
On a 'blue' plymouth 'HORIZON', Beyond the horizon
BFATFRE
Be fat free, a health nut's car
B FLAT
B-flat in musician terms means something that is "regular, not exciting", and this is an apt descrition of the high school band director's Honda Civic in Texas.
BGBDVET
Big Bad Vette, on a Corvette of course!
BI BYE
Twice as likely to get a date!...At least according to the owner ;)
BIGBLUE
On a 30 foot, armored RV, Seattle Police mobile station.
BIG BUX
On a Ferrari 308
BIGMAN7
A matter of opinion
BIGTARS
On a monster pick-up truck
BINARY
On a computer programmer's plate
BIRDIE
Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand
BITCH
Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cheerful, Horny, on a "babe's" car
BITHCKR
bit hacker, on a beat up ford with the guy driving it looking like a low-level (BIT LEVEL) programmer type.
BITN
On the car of a Missouri woman who had lost her arm to a crocodile in Zaire. Have to admire her sense of humor.
BKEEPR
Bee keeper
BLOGH ME
On a 1992 white Mustang seen in the San Fernando Valley
BLOODY1
On a bloodstain pattern analyst's car
BLU2FUL
Bluetiful, on a blue '63 Chevy convertible
BLUBYU
On A Blue Mustang LX 5.0
BLUE 666
Blue Devil
BMRMAN
On a 93 BMW
BMW-BFD
Bavarian Motor Works - Big F...in Deal! On a beat up old Honda Civic in Texas
BOBS MG
Seen on a VW bug, when the driver is told "That's not an MG" he replied "I'm not Bob"
BONZO
On a black jeep
BORNLZR
What an optimist.
BRSTLVR
Breast Lover
BUGDOC
Probably an exterminator or a PhD in entomology
BUGLITE
On a '79 VW Beetle in Nevada
BUGOUT
On a South Carolina VW beetle
BUTRBUNZ
They sure are! On a Camaro convertible, attractive blonde female driver
BY BY COP
On a Ferrari F40
BYE-BYE
On a Porsche 911 Turbo
BYMYHNY
Buy my honey, a beekeeper
BYTE ME
For the computer geeks
BY YALL
On a Porsche 911
BZNU
Be zeeing you, on a 280Z
BZZZZZ
There's a little Mazda Miata running in New Hampshire with the following color scheme: Bright yellow with black rag-top and trim...
C
CALQL8
Calculate on the back of an Auditors Chevette
CANTCME
On a Dodge Stealth
CAPTXMS
Captain Xmas on a Chev truck, belongs to a battalion chief who used to be in chargeof the toys for tots program for the fire dept
CARGASM
On a brand new Corvette
CARPEPM
Seize the night, carpe = seize and P.M. as in night
CD8D
Sedated
CELBRTN
Definitely time for celebration after ending the payments on a black 300zx
CHAOSSS
On Jim Yorke (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/cooldudes/yorke.html)'s car...he coined the term chaos theory (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/)
CHINGCHING
on a Black Range Rover (European plate so more letters)
CHUVIT
Shove it, on a Chevette
CLICHE
On a BMW!
CLIT
Seen on a corvette with two attractive blondes
CME4AD8
See me for a date
CME4DK
See me for decay, on a dentist's car.
CME4LUV
See me for love, Dr. Ruth Westheimer's car?
CNTUCHDS
Can't Touch This, Seen On A Nissan Low-Rider In New York State
COCO VAN
Chicken in wine sauce...on a lady's bronze colored Toyota minivan
COKE
On a Delorean in New Hampshire. Recall that John Delorean got busted for cocaine.
COMIN4U
On a 1974 cadillac hearse
CONDUMB
Condom
COWPLP
The owner has a low opinion of his white BMW
CPU AGE
Computer Age
CPUFXR
Computer fixer, on a Pathfinder in Colorado
CRE8IV
Presumably on an Artist's car.
CRIMPAYS
Seen in front of the Ulster County Courthouse (N.Y.) on a red convertible Porsche 911 driven by a defense lawyer
CROOZAH
On a Land Cruiser in Australia
CRUZMSSL
Cruise Missile, on a Camaro
CRXTASY
Car (CRX to be specific) Ecstasy, on a yellow Honda Sportscar
CRZY 4U
Crazy for you
CTHRU U
See through you! Spotted in Cleveland...a radiologist, perhaps?
CTDRV55
I must admit I share this guy's sentiment - can't drive 55
CULAYTR
See you Later, on a Porsche
CUM55X
Cum 55 times!
CU N OZ
See you in Oz
CU N QRT
See you in Court, on an attorney's car
CYAAH
See-Ya on a 1963 sebring silver 340hp split window corvette
CYCOPTH
Psychopath's car
CYIMBRK
See Why Im broke, found on a cherry 95 ford 3/4 ton truck
CZDMMNT
Cease the moment, a variant of carpe diem
D
DAD IOU
Dad, I owe you, on a Trans Am
DA HERSE
On a 1959 Cadillac hearse
DA LEGND
Self-proclaimed legend on the car of a high school basketball star
DA PMP
Da Pimp, on a lowered Caddy in Texas
DARKSIDE
On a deep blue, almost black Berreta
DARKSOL
On a Black 1994 Honda del Sol (http://www.sound.net/~darksol/projects.html) VTEC
DA WABIT
On a VW Rabbit
DEADREDY
On a 1971 Cadillac Hearse
DEB N ART
The plate frame carried this rhyming update "Are now apart." Deb appeared to have won custody of the car.
DEF-ROW
On a souped up Jeep Cherokee with killer boomin' stereo system in New York
DELUDED
Deluded
DEPECHE
French for fast
DE SADE
On a 77 Mercury Marquis
DFACTO
On a White Stretch Limo
DIAL 911
On a yellow '96 Porsche 911 turbo
DIRTBOY
He's a filthy geologist and he's also a member of the popular rural band: Dirtboy and the Screamin' Weasles
DIV BY 0
Now you know why Infiniti Q45 are a nerd's favorite car.
DJ4FEE
Support this poor DJ who can't afford anything better than a broken down 77 dodge
DJAKEL
"The Devil" in Swedish, and it is on a Red Saab 900 Turbo Convertible.
DMNTOY
Damn toy, on a red jeep
DMV SUX
A sentiment shared by many but surprised that it went through
DNTB2NR
Don't be too near
DO9114U
On a 92 Isuzu, the owner is a 911 dispatcher
DOC4JOX
Sports injury specialist's tag
DON H1
The legendary Don Juan spotted in Orlando, FL on a bright red convertible by a Swedish lady tourist?! According to her, "the guy behind the wheel was VERY good-looking".
DOOZPD
Dues paid, on a female doctor's Mercedes
DOUSWALO (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/swallow.html)
Click on the link to check out Matt's story on his plate
DR AC
Doctor Cool, on a white 300ZX in Colorado
DREK
It means shit in many Slavic languages, Yiddish, etc. On an Ontario plate in Canada
DRG DLR
Drug dealer, on a car parked outside of a pharmacy
DR IBALZ
Another optometrist's plate.
DR IIII
Doctor 4 Eyes, an optometrist
DRSKULL
On a Mercedes in L.A. (Neurologist? I hope so otherwise wouldn't want to see this Doc)
DUKOVRL
Duke of Earl. The owner's last name is Earl
DV8 NXS
Deviate in excess
DV-DT
a = dv/dt = acceleration, on a Honda Civic Si
DVL-666
In Finland, the license plate consists of three letters and three numerals, but this extra constraint didn't seem to stifle this creative soul...maybe the devil made him do it :)
DZBLND
Dizzy Blond, on a white BMW in Colorado with a blond lady driver
A
A1 AN A2
Lawrence Welk's license plate
A 4X4X8
On a Honda
AFAV8R
Air Force Pilot (Aviator)
A GR8PL8
A great plate, oxymoron?!
AHEADAU
This Alabama plate proudly proclaims his place in traffic...ahead of you, that is!
AINTNO4
On a 914-6 Porsche
AIRHEAD
On a white Jeep Wrangler with a soft top. The owner get a lot fewer funny looks when the top is down!
ALICE
On a white Rabbit (Alice in Wonderland, get it?)
ALLMAYA
A plate for Las Vegas. "Maya" means "illusion" in Sanskrit, so "everything is an illusion" in Vegas.
ALLNITR
Allnighter
ALTREGO
Proposed plate on identical cars of two friends. See the other one (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/origplates.html#evltwin#evltwin)
AQTU12
A cutie, you one too?
AQTU124
Eh cutie, you want to f***?
ARETE
Greek for "excellence"
A SAXIST
On a California plate
ASK KATO
You know, that annoying houseboy (http://www3.cnn.com/US/OJ/daily/9602/16/index.html) of you-know-who
A-SLAAB
A slob on a Saab
ASSMAN
Classic Seinfeld episode where Kramer is mistakenly given the plate "ASSMAN" which truly belongs to a proctologist
ATHDOC
Athletic Doctor
A TOTAL
On a (Mitsubishi) Eclipse
ATOYOTA
A Palindrome (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/cooldudes/barreto/palindromes.html) on a Toyota truck
ATTY2B
Attorney to be, on a paralegal's plate. After she passed the bar, it changed to ESQUIRE
AU DIGR
Gold Digger
AUSM
An Auburn Alumnus' Autotag...Awesome!
AU YLOKS
Goldilocks...cute
AV8RX
Wife of a pilot who is also a pilot.
B
B4DKCME
Before decay, see me, on a dentist's truck. Some one asked him once if he was a mortician.
B4RTAXS
Before our taxes, on a new Mercedes
B9S2US
Be nice to us
BAA BAA
Baa Baa 'on a ' Black Jeep
BAD MUDE
What the owner feels like during rush hour traffic. It's on his 1967 Porsche 912
B AFRAID
On a '90 Cavalier
BAWLMER
This guy obviously hails from Baltimore as he spelled the city like he would pronounce it
BCDDCBA
Musical notes in the fourth movement of Beethoven's Ninth
BCNU2
Be seeing you too
BEACHN
Beaching!
BEAUTEE
New York Yankee relief pitcher Steve Farr is known as "The Beast", and this is on his fiancee's car
BECNYA
Be seeing 'Ya, on a '68 Mustang
BESIDES
Sideline beekeeper
BEYOND
On a 'blue' plymouth 'HORIZON', Beyond the horizon
BFATFRE
Be fat free, a health nut's car
B FLAT
B-flat in musician terms means something that is "regular, not exciting", and this is an apt descrition of the high school band director's Honda Civic in Texas.
BGBDVET
Big Bad Vette, on a Corvette of course!
BI BYE
Twice as likely to get a date!...At least according to the owner ;)
BIGBLUE
On a 30 foot, armored RV, Seattle Police mobile station.
BIG BUX
On a Ferrari 308
BIGMAN7
A matter of opinion
BIGTARS
On a monster pick-up truck
BINARY
On a computer programmer's plate
BIRDIE
Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand
BITCH
Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cheerful, Horny, on a "babe's" car
BITHCKR
bit hacker, on a beat up ford with the guy driving it looking like a low-level (BIT LEVEL) programmer type.
BITN
On the car of a Missouri woman who had lost her arm to a crocodile in Zaire. Have to admire her sense of humor.
BKEEPR
Bee keeper
BLOGH ME
On a 1992 white Mustang seen in the San Fernando Valley
BLOODY1
On a bloodstain pattern analyst's car
BLU2FUL
Bluetiful, on a blue '63 Chevy convertible
BLUBYU
On A Blue Mustang LX 5.0
BLUE 666
Blue Devil
BMRMAN
On a 93 BMW
BMW-BFD
Bavarian Motor Works - Big F...in Deal! On a beat up old Honda Civic in Texas
BOBS MG
Seen on a VW bug, when the driver is told "That's not an MG" he replied "I'm not Bob"
BONZO
On a black jeep
BORNLZR
What an optimist.
BRSTLVR
Breast Lover
BUGDOC
Probably an exterminator or a PhD in entomology
BUGLITE
On a '79 VW Beetle in Nevada
BUGOUT
On a South Carolina VW beetle
BUTRBUNZ
They sure are! On a Camaro convertible, attractive blonde female driver
BY BY COP
On a Ferrari F40
BYE-BYE
On a Porsche 911 Turbo
BYMYHNY
Buy my honey, a beekeeper
BYTE ME
For the computer geeks
BY YALL
On a Porsche 911
BZNU
Be zeeing you, on a 280Z
BZZZZZ
There's a little Mazda Miata running in New Hampshire with the following color scheme: Bright yellow with black rag-top and trim...
C
CALQL8
Calculate on the back of an Auditors Chevette
CANTCME
On a Dodge Stealth
CAPTXMS
Captain Xmas on a Chev truck, belongs to a battalion chief who used to be in chargeof the toys for tots program for the fire dept
CARGASM
On a brand new Corvette
CARPEPM
Seize the night, carpe = seize and P.M. as in night
CD8D
Sedated
CELBRTN
Definitely time for celebration after ending the payments on a black 300zx
CHAOSSS
On Jim Yorke (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/cooldudes/yorke.html)'s car...he coined the term chaos theory (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/)
CHINGCHING
on a Black Range Rover (European plate so more letters)
CHUVIT
Shove it, on a Chevette
CLICHE
On a BMW!
CLIT
Seen on a corvette with two attractive blondes
CME4AD8
See me for a date
CME4DK
See me for decay, on a dentist's car.
CME4LUV
See me for love, Dr. Ruth Westheimer's car?
CNTUCHDS
Can't Touch This, Seen On A Nissan Low-Rider In New York State
COCO VAN
Chicken in wine sauce...on a lady's bronze colored Toyota minivan
COKE
On a Delorean in New Hampshire. Recall that John Delorean got busted for cocaine.
COMIN4U
On a 1974 cadillac hearse
CONDUMB
Condom
COWPLP
The owner has a low opinion of his white BMW
CPU AGE
Computer Age
CPUFXR
Computer fixer, on a Pathfinder in Colorado
CRE8IV
Presumably on an Artist's car.
CRIMPAYS
Seen in front of the Ulster County Courthouse (N.Y.) on a red convertible Porsche 911 driven by a defense lawyer
CROOZAH
On a Land Cruiser in Australia
CRUZMSSL
Cruise Missile, on a Camaro
CRXTASY
Car (CRX to be specific) Ecstasy, on a yellow Honda Sportscar
CRZY 4U
Crazy for you
CTHRU U
See through you! Spotted in Cleveland...a radiologist, perhaps?
CTDRV55
I must admit I share this guy's sentiment - can't drive 55
CULAYTR
See you Later, on a Porsche
CUM55X
Cum 55 times!
CU N OZ
See you in Oz
CU N QRT
See you in Court, on an attorney's car
CYAAH
See-Ya on a 1963 sebring silver 340hp split window corvette
CYCOPTH
Psychopath's car
CYIMBRK
See Why Im broke, found on a cherry 95 ford 3/4 ton truck
CZDMMNT
Cease the moment, a variant of carpe diem
D
DAD IOU
Dad, I owe you, on a Trans Am
DA HERSE
On a 1959 Cadillac hearse
DA LEGND
Self-proclaimed legend on the car of a high school basketball star
DA PMP
Da Pimp, on a lowered Caddy in Texas
DARKSIDE
On a deep blue, almost black Berreta
DARKSOL
On a Black 1994 Honda del Sol (http://www.sound.net/~darksol/projects.html) VTEC
DA WABIT
On a VW Rabbit
DEADREDY
On a 1971 Cadillac Hearse
DEB N ART
The plate frame carried this rhyming update "Are now apart." Deb appeared to have won custody of the car.
DEF-ROW
On a souped up Jeep Cherokee with killer boomin' stereo system in New York
DELUDED
Deluded
DEPECHE
French for fast
DE SADE
On a 77 Mercury Marquis
DFACTO
On a White Stretch Limo
DIAL 911
On a yellow '96 Porsche 911 turbo
DIRTBOY
He's a filthy geologist and he's also a member of the popular rural band: Dirtboy and the Screamin' Weasles
DIV BY 0
Now you know why Infiniti Q45 are a nerd's favorite car.
DJ4FEE
Support this poor DJ who can't afford anything better than a broken down 77 dodge
DJAKEL
"The Devil" in Swedish, and it is on a Red Saab 900 Turbo Convertible.
DMNTOY
Damn toy, on a red jeep
DMV SUX
A sentiment shared by many but surprised that it went through
DNTB2NR
Don't be too near
DO9114U
On a 92 Isuzu, the owner is a 911 dispatcher
DOC4JOX
Sports injury specialist's tag
DON H1
The legendary Don Juan spotted in Orlando, FL on a bright red convertible by a Swedish lady tourist?! According to her, "the guy behind the wheel was VERY good-looking".
DOOZPD
Dues paid, on a female doctor's Mercedes
DOUSWALO (http://www-chaos.umd.edu/misc/swallow.html)
Click on the link to check out Matt's story on his plate
DR AC
Doctor Cool, on a white 300ZX in Colorado
DREK
It means shit in many Slavic languages, Yiddish, etc. On an Ontario plate in Canada
DRG DLR
Drug dealer, on a car parked outside of a pharmacy
DR IBALZ
Another optometrist's plate.
DR IIII
Doctor 4 Eyes, an optometrist
DRSKULL
On a Mercedes in L.A. (Neurologist? I hope so otherwise wouldn't want to see this Doc)
DUKOVRL
Duke of Earl. The owner's last name is Earl
DV8 NXS
Deviate in excess
DV-DT
a = dv/dt = acceleration, on a Honda Civic Si
DVL-666
In Finland, the license plate consists of three letters and three numerals, but this extra constraint didn't seem to stifle this creative soul...maybe the devil made him do it :)
DZBLND
Dizzy Blond, on a white BMW in Colorado with a blond lady driver